“How do you become a blogger?” And his advice was simple: write 100 pieces. When I first heard that, I treated it like a quest. Perfect. One hundred pieces. I’ll make a checklist. I’ll track my progress. Piece #17. Piece #42. Like somehow the hundredth article would unlock a magical cutscene where I suddenly transformed into “a real writer.” Which, honestly, is an extremely Excellent Sheep way to approach creativity. I am, unfortunately, a professionally trained hoop jumper.